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Post by shiggles on Apr 14, 2010 14:51:39 GMT -5
Shiggy makes his way out to his every so eerie theme song but he is not his usual joyful self there is a hint of anger in his eyes this evening
Hello to the bastard & bitches who fill this arena tonite....
As expected the boos..hisses..howls and a few items of garbage are thrown his way
I am guessing you simple minded fools saw this past Havoc's showing where I made my debut but was ousted first in my match by the one called Pryce...
The crowds boos turn to cheers as the name of Pryce is uttered by Shiggy
Well well well, seems you all have a soft spot for this man, but the funny thing he was born with a spot that was soft and it just happens it was atop of that melon he calls his head...You see this buffoon was crazy enough to pin ME!, which by now you can tell by the tone in my voice I am very pissed about...
The cheers get even louder as Shiggy mentions that moment..
But lemme stop beating around the bush.. I mean Pryce's mommas' love hole needs a break so I am here to call good ole' Jeffy weffy out and see if he has the umm fortitude found in the grapefruits of men to come on down to talk to me man to clown... COME ON JEFFREY I'M WAITING!
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Post by XDX on Apr 14, 2010 15:20:22 GMT -5
What are you waiting for...I am right HERE!
Unnoticed by Shiggy, Jeff Pryce has come through the crowd (as is his forté) and stands right behind Shiggles!
So why don't we cut to the chase, and you tell me what the hell it is that you want.
Obviously upset at being called out, the normally jovial Pryce has a hint of rage in his eyes, directed at the psychopathic clown. He awaits a response...
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Post by shiggles on Apr 14, 2010 16:42:45 GMT -5
Shiggy extends his hand to Pryce..
Don't be scared Jeffy, I just wanna congratulate you on a well played victory..
As the crowd screams don't do it...Pryce doesn't heed their warnings and all of the sudden Pryce jolts back as if he was just electrocuted..
MUAHAHA Holy shittlecakes you silly man you just fell for the old buzzer gag... Aww come on man lighten up the proverbial jock strap that seems to be lodged way up your arse crack
Shiggy throws the buzzer into the crowd and fixes his infamous colored goatee
Since you seem to be all bizness dawg'... Let's cut the cheese and hope it doesn't stink like Limburger shall we.. I want you to face me in a match... But what type of match shall we boogie on down to in hmmm... How about a good old Hardcore match...What sayeth you, are your balls made of less steel then the chairs that will be used in this match or are you gonna shock even me and say yes without any forms of hesitation...Coz we all know what happens to those who hesitate.. Shiggy devilishy snickers at his own joke
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Post by XDX on Apr 14, 2010 16:58:50 GMT -5
Still numb from the jolt, Pryce shakes his hand out, trying to recover the feeling. I think that shock went to your BRAIN, funny man.
It's funny, you come to ELF, lose your debut match, and then come after me like its MY fault. You're the one who decided to stare at the lights for three seconds...The crowd laughs... I was just doing my job. But if you wanna take offense to it, Skittles, there's nothing I can do about it.
Well, except kick your ASS in that RING!The crowd roars... Hell no, I am not letting you pick the match stips. You wanna rock hardcore style? Fine by me.
But I say let's make it a good ole TLC match. Plenty of toys for the BOTH of us to play with
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Post by shiggles on Apr 14, 2010 17:35:00 GMT -5
Shiggy does his soon to be infamous to ELF dance called the Shiggalo Buggalo as the reply he got was what he wanted...
Coo coo coochoo my good man...But speaking of funny men leave that to the ones who can make the peeps laugh and not cry , ok there Pryce-a-roni .... See you real soon as well
Shiggy then leaves the ring doing his new dance all the way up the ramp...
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Post by XDX on Apr 14, 2010 17:39:34 GMT -5
During Shiggles' antics, Pryce took the opportunity to leave the ring the same way he came in.
He slinks through the crowd, and is gone.
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