Random Acts of Sorrow(everyone read)

[Jason Dire]

"Shadow of a Man" plays as the temp GM, Sorrow makes his way out. He looks like he is in wrestling gear. He looks around the area, the few people that have seen his work else where cheer. He brushes back his Dreads. He starts down to the ring. Once there is slides in. In the ring he spins around with his arms out. He calls for a mic. The ring hands him one. He looks to the stage as he speaks.

Welcome to ELF's 4 20 show. Jason had to be out of town for this show so he left me in charge. And it's a good thing this show is picked at random. I don't know who the fuck most of these guys are. But anyways let's get to this. I have already randomly chosen the matches. Each wrestler will be in one of the matches, so the other two optional matches are still open, or my favorite type. The backstage beat down. The way I welcome someone to the fed. But anyways.

he pulls a piece of paper from his pocket.
To open the show we have. Shiggles, what the fuck?( raise an eyebrow to this) vs. Loki... The one I know? Vs. Nightmare. That will be in a three way table match. Next up is Jason Epic vs. Warren Peace, That kings of hardcore, guy vs. ArKum vs. Jeff Pryce. In a battle royal. Next up a title match. The TV champ Genesis will face new to ELF Minion in a Tables match.

he stops and trys to read the next part.
Then in match 4 we have. Horus vs. Scorpion vs. Caden Zicari vs. Ares. That will take place in a tlc match. Up 5th is a falls count anywhere match with Marcus Black vs. Syrus Dragune vs. Werwulf, I didn't know you were here Wulf. Then the Mayhem champ Death vs. matt Vander vs. Manitcore. This will be a tlc 3way. And the last random match is. lowKo vs. Sean Young in a first blood match.

with that he throws the paper to the ground.

Now that ain't a full card. We need some more. So, if someone has a axe to grind with someone, feel free to let me know I'll add it to the card. But match sure the match will show some blood. Well that's all I got. I'll be in Dires office.

Sorrow heads to the back.

[shiggles]

Two devious & devilish souls within the same ring at the same time in the same night...Oh what a fun time we gonna have then, Party on Shiggy style!

[XDX]

Yeah. I got a problem.
A BIG problem.

Unnoticed, Scorpion has come through the crowd, and stands near the announce table.
Holding a mic, he addresses Sorrow.

My problem stems from this house show we put on.
My submission match was to be confined to the ring, and anyone leaving the ring was to be disqualified.

However...

Scorpion's eyes glint with rage as he says...
Not only did my opponent leave the ring, he retrieved a chair.
He then proceeded to blindside me like a coward as I was waiting for this poor excuse for a ref to have the bell rung and raise my hand in victory.

Then my pathetic excuse for a competitor continued to bash my head in with this chair, until I was unconscious.
As I lay there, he walks up and slaps an anaconda vise on me, as the ref calls the match in favor of Warren Peace due to a 'KO.'

I KNOW you had some influence in that match, Sorrow!
...and I have since been restricted from active duty from our doctor.

So I am here to tell you, the only way I am competing at your show is in a rematch with Peace, with the rules being followed.

That TLC match is off.

I wonder why I am even still here, after a screwjob like that....

[Coffin Puppets]

"Ya, sure, bitch out and run away when things get tough...kinda brings back memories of another place, eh Scorpy?

*As Sorrow stands on the stage, having stopped there at the interruption from Scorpion, out walks the Coffin Puppets, a mic in Wulf's hand.*

Werwulf: Or, how about you realize you're under contract with ELF, accept the fact you WILL wrestle in that TLC match, and learn to listen.

I do believe Sorrow stated that he wanted more matches on the card, so I'm sure he will happily give you the chance at vengence...if you're man enough to fight another match.

Oh, and good to see ya Sorrow.

*Wulf nods toward Sorrow as Manticore takes the mic.*

Manticore: Now while Scorp there decides whether or not he's a big boy, there is a nice little ax we are sure you'll enjoy helping us grind.

See, Wulf and I called out the ELF Tag champs for alil non title rematch last show, and they couldn't be bothered to even speak. Well, seeing as we are the premier tag team here or anywhere else, how about you set us up with a little elimination tornado tag action? No DQ, of course.

*Core and Wulf smile as they allow Sorrow to mull over their request.*

[XDX]

Hey JC, Mikey, I really don't believe I was talking to you two.

Without giving Sorrow a chance to speak, Scorpion has decided to address these two.

But since you brought it up, yes I am under contract, but I have also not been medically cleared by ELF's doctor.
You see, he has instructed me I am not to compete.
And its definitely in my contract that should it be a medical issue, I am not required to compete in any matches, as I see fit.

Scorpion gives this a chance to sink in, then continues.

No one is running away from anything.
And maybe you should leave legal matters like contracts up to the big boys.

Scorpion grins.

So, fact of the matter is, I do not have to compete unless I see fit, as long as I am not medically cleared, which I am not.

Sorrow, don't even try to override this, cause it was ELF's own doctor, and I know some pretty good attorneys should you decide to pursue this matter.

As Sorrow and the Coffin Puppets have not made any friends with the fans, one side of the crowd starts a "Good for you, Scorpion" chant, as the other side starts a "You screwed Scorpion" chant.

Scorpion smiles.

So that's all I have to say on the matter.
Stew in that, boys.

[Coffin Puppets]

Werwulf: Stew in that? In what? Your Cowards Stew? Or the Pout and Cry Soup with a side of Whine??

*Wulf smirks.*

Werwulf: You say I should leave the contracts to the Big Boys, eh? Lest you forget, I own a company, so I know contracts. But even if we toss that out of the equation, I have sat on Boards, Managed rosters and shows and booked mediocre little acts like you for years, on top of running rampant as a wrestler. So trust me, Scorp, I know the gist, I get the lingo, and I know what you're trying to play. Sadly, you're still two steps back.

And my, my, my, aren't we just so eager to toss out this little clause of "if injured, the athlete of ELF shall have sole discretion to bow out of any match they feel may personally cause further harm to them in any way, so long as the injury is verified by ELF's medical team and said athlete is not given medical clearance."

Oh yes, big ole clause that must have you oh so tickled to toss around. However, that clause is in all of our contracts, and I do not recall that clause stating you can trump one match for another of your choosing just cause you want to pout. Unless of course Dire put in a special stip just for you and your boy, in which case I'd be rather surprised.

*By this point the crowd has decided Puppets = Shit and have graciously decided to make this fact rather loudly known. Wulf just smirks and continues to focus on Scorpion.*

Werwulf: And I'm sorry if common sense is a rare gift these days, but shunning one match claiming injury only to beg for another is not only 'running away', or even hypocritical, but, dare I say...just plain sad.

*Wulf sneers maliciously at Scorpion as the fans continue to jeer, many cheering 'XDX' and 'Scor-p-ion, Scor-p-ion' and even some douches with 'Scorp for Pres'. Though Wulf and Core hardly seem to care.*

Werwulf: Now, if it were I in Sorrow's shoes, I'd gladly hold you to your contract, and slap you on the bench, were you could rot..indefinitely.

*At this the crowd is near riot, as Scorpion has apparently built quite the fan base. Wulf, and Core who had been innocently standing by, just minding his own...what, he wasn't flipping them off, he was just tellin 'em he thought they were #1..., are quickly buried under an avalanche of 'F- You's, among other more colorful things. They merely continue to smile as Dire is left in the midst of all the happiness they've brought.*

[XDX]

You know...

The noise of the crowd settles somewhat as Scorpion speaks again.

I AM pretty well pissed off.
I sure as hell don't trust

Scorpion points at Sorrow

that man as far as I can throw him.
That's to be expected, given what I have been through.

Scorpion rubs his chin.

And YOU two

Scorpion gestures at the Coffin Puppets

I still don't know where you two get off coming out here.
But you guys make a lot of sense...

The crowd BOOS

No, no, no.
Settle down....
Please....
They are right.
I am letting my anger get the best of me,
and that is definitely not cool.

I mean, how can I deny all these great FANS...

The fans of ELF scream wildly at this.
When it subsides...

deny these fans seeing some of these great matches that have been put together.
Politics aside, thats what its all about.

Okay, Sorrow...you got your TLC match.
I do have one request though....

In that TLC match, I will give you blood....
In return, would you be so kind as to book the match, me and Peace, with the proper stips.
And make sure they are followed this time.

The crowd cheers at this, and all in attendance await Sorrow's response, probably from Dire's office, as Sorrow has taken the opportunity to leave.

Ah.....shit. Hope he has a monitor on...

The crowd chuckles, as Scorpion leaves, and heads to Dire's office to discuss things further with Sorrow...