JOKE ya mind style

[epic]

Save yourself plays as the rookie of the Elite Chambers walks out on stage. He is smiling, but then again it's painted on anyway. He has a mic in hand. We walks to the ring. He speaks.


yo yo yo , let me speak on this. Well not really, the thing is I am new, and already make people hate. Remember this guys in the back. Don't hate the player. Hate the games. And if you don't understand that let me break it down cayola style. Me equals player, and game equals everything. But it's all good. Hate me now respect the skills... The SKILL.
He slides into the ring and over to one of the far corners. He rest his upper body on the bottom rope. He then brings the mic back to that painted mouth.

Now, Jeff, I know you don't like how I showed you the door in my first match, but shit happens. Dire gave you a chance at me to prove it was a flute. What happened, you failed. I know I didn't win, but I wasn't really stressing on that. But if you want to throw hands once again, Im down. Hell, if anyone gots beat. Come on down, and speak on it. I good for whatever.

[Matt Vander]

I'm Alive blasts over the PA and out walks Matt Vander. He stands on the stage, mic in hand. Wait just a fucking second. You are saying you have skill? HA! Do you know I'm a three time All-American from the University of Ohio? I don't see any skill in you whatsoever. You look like one of these pathetic, worthless wrestlers that plague ELF. I know you were wanting a match with Jeff, but you got a bigger problem now. What do you say? You wanna test your skills? Matt lowers the mic and waits for a response....

[epic]

The answer to that is. Knee to your dome = fail. You remember, I beat your ass for the one two three in my first match. So the skills have been tested on you and guess what I pass. I'm going an A here what are you getting. Yup, that's right a F for Fail. Thanks for playing. But just to humor you, what match would help me be tested in?

[Matt Vander]

You and every person in this arena know that was a fluke! You got lucky bitch. This time, I'm gonna be the one to beat the hell out of you all over this arena. I say we go Falls Count Anywhere. What do you say to that asshead?

[epic]

Again, answer is YOU FAIL. I mean your going to be a three time all amercan, and for your name calling you pick asshead? Dude, what the fuck. I have heard better from dumb retarted 5 year old down the block. But to the match type fine by me. I ain't scare. I don't sing about it. I bring it all night, dog. But when you fail, and you will fail, don't hate me for haveing.... THE SKILLS. I shall Joke ya
mind, and make you tap for mana. Now I am done with you. Be on your way. And Jeff come on down and meet your fate. Meet the JOKEr of ELF. Let's have us a match for the ages. Let's rock this hood, dog.