Got some Sorrow in your life( scorpion)

[Jason Dire]

Shadow of a man, plays as the still acting GM, Sorrow, makes his way out. He has in his left hand a kendo stick. He raises it before walking to the ring. He is dressed in wrestling attire. Once he gets to the ring he slides in and pulls a mic from his boot.

It seems the little man, called Scorpion is at odds with the way I run things. He seems to have a problem with weapons. He doesn't think the fans want to see weapons and violents, but he picks the Mayhem Champ as he partner. This is funny to me. He seems to hate what his tag team partners are. So he gets pinned early so he doesn't get his ass handed to him. That's fine if you want to play the bitch. But at Metal Mayhem, there won't be that option. You see, Scorpy, your going to face me. In a three stages of torment, first stage will be a normal match. Then the person who wins that will pick the next match.

he rests his arms on the ropes.
Oh, since you like deals. I have one for you. If you beat me, you can change the gimmik for the ppv. As it stands now it's a blood fest. So little man come on down and face your tormenter.

[XDX]

Oh, you are most DEFINITELY my tormenter, just not in the way you think...

Surprise surprise, Scorpion has come through the crowd and stands at ringside, looking at Sorrow in the ring.

...because just putting up with your BULLSHIT is torment enough for anyone! Am I right?

The crowd cheers their approval...

Sorrow, you couldn't be any more wrong.
I don't despise weapons, and I don't mind using them.
I just prefer a more technical approach to wrestling, as I am not your typical backstage hoodlum...as you seem to be.

You on the other hand, don't consider it wrestling unless someone goes to Home Depot before the match.

(laughter)

Yet you despise REAL wrestling.
I don't know who decided you were a GM, but you have A LOT to learn.
I can't wait until Jason Dire comes back, and teaches you a thing or two.

Scorpion grins mischieviously

In the meanwhile, I guess its up to me...to teach you a thing or two!

Scorpion is walking up the ring steps as he says this, and now stands on the apron.

...and I WILL. Count on it.
For now, though...

Scorpion climbs through the ropes, and stands two feet from Sorrow.

Let's just clarify a few things.
I DID bleed for you at that show, when I WON that TLC match!
So no wonder I was the first one eliminated in my next match, the same night, against some tough competition.
As for me 'hating' Darkside?
Please.
Are we back in high school?
Seriously?

No use trying to put words into my mouth,
Darkside is way too smart for that.
Nice try.

Scorpion eyes Sorrow warily as he continues.

Oh by the way, I could give a damn about the gimmick for the pay per view.
I have a counter offer to your deal....
If I beat you....heh and I will...then you relinquish control of ELF to me, as acting GM, until Dire's return.

How do you like THAT?

Scorpion waits for a response

[Jason Dire]

Since that's the way you want it. If you beat me. I will no longer be the GM. Since you don't want to decide the next ppv, then we will have a 2nd elite chambers, the members will be decided my me. That match will be at the end of the ppv. Also our normal match will be a dark match. So, after I beat you in the first stage of our matches, you will face me in a hell in a cell.

[XDX]

...and after I beat YOU in our first match, the second match will be a ladder match.

See you in the ring, Sorrow.

With that, Scorpion heads to the back to get ready.