Once upon a time....(o2Genesis)

[shiggles]

As the sounds of a little girl speaking those words fill the arena..As fast as they are heard they disappear as the Clown Prince of Crazy appears..

Once upon a time the man known as Genesis was born and thru out his wrestling career he proved to be a thorn.. A thorn in the sides of everyone whom fell prey to his unrelenting way... He has done a good job of winning various titles as he won many battles.. But now he is here self proclaiming he is a god among men this is were the Clown you see before you plans to end this charade AMEN!..

Shiggy makes his way to the ring..Once inside he gives the good old ole' goatee a fluff & rub

You see dear Genesis your accolades are quite impressive no doubt, but to come out here and claim you are immortal of worth.. Nah this Clown don't play that NAH AH... The rumors are true thou since no one dears challenge you out of fear, respect whatever the case.. I have no fear and I am far from respecting you as well.. So here I am lil' ole' me out here issuing a straight up challenge to whatever your heart desires but all I ask is for you to put up your belt... Now if you were a true champion.. a true God as you put it, then you should have the golden orbs to accept.. What sayeth you

[Genesis]

Genesis makes his big entrance to the arena. For the first time in... FOREVER .

He climbs into the ring, and stares down Mr. Giggles (errr, "Shiggles") for a moment or two. Before he picks up a microphone nearby & speaks:

How rare is it, that a god of my stature makes a promo appearance for ELF ? Very... very rare indeed. Because in case any of you nitwits have been living under a rock lately. I've been kickin' ass and taking names as your Television Champion.

Everybody stepped up to the plate and I sent them the hell home. One fragile little mind at a time. I line em' up like domino's and knock them all down the floor !

So to my surprise. I had hoped that maybe I would arrive to the arena tonight and face the Elite Champion for his championship. But instead... I find out that I'm defending my TV Championship tonight. And... of all opponents Jason Dire had to pick for me to fight. He gives me... Doink the Clown !?

Errr.... I mean, the Joker right ? Well, if your the Joker. Then... (laughs). You are by far the UGLIEST looking version I've ever seen. Good god is that some horrible makeup & costume you've got on. I think both Heath Ledger & Cesar Romero are rolling over in there graves.

Oh wait... that's right. You said your name was "Shiggles". Huh... interesting. But who the hell cares. To me, your just another brick in the wall that I will add to my ever growing legacy.

You see Mr. Shiggles. When it comes to my career, and my in-ring dominance. This is no laughing matter. Cause you see. Whatever I want, I take !

I've never let anyone tell me that I can't or I won't. Because when those people build up the ignorance to tell me so. I prove them wrong every single time. In my honest opinion. It is ONLY a matter of time before I become your Elite Champion, and have my place on the throne of ELF.

But in the mean time. I guess I could humor myself and add another name to the ever growing list of wrestlers I've destroyed as the Undefeated, and quite frankly, the very BEST Television Champion there ever will be here.

So, Shiggles. Laughing Man. Mr. Joker wannabe. Listen up, and listen good.

I don't give a shit if you beat me tonight for the TV title or not. If I win, your just another name. If you do beat me ? Then congratulations. Because then I move on to the next best thing. The Elite Heavyweight Championship. And thus advance at a higher level that YOU will never reach.

Believe me. Once I become your Elite Champion in the near future. There is not one person who will be able to stop me on this roster. NOT ONE !