Epic Style(about chambers, and Jeff)

[epic]

Save yourself, plays as Jason Epic walks out all in happy paints smile nature. He walks to the ring slides under the bottom rope and enters the ring. He grabs a mic from his pocket. For he is in his street clothes. He flips the mic in his hand, then brings it to his lips.

Jeff, I called you out last week, and...... Nothing happened. You were busy with the clown. You, flat out disrespected me. You may have a fear of clowns, but Joker's are the ones to watch out for. So once again, I am asking you to face me in the ring. Since you seem afaird to do it one-on-one, why not let's wrestle in the team chambers. Me and two vs. You and two. What do you say? Man enough to face a JOKEr, or are you already tapping for mana?

[XDX]

Chevelle's Comfortable Liar plays...
Jeff Pryce walks out onto the stage, not coming through the crowd this time...I guess this goes to show he DOES know where the ramp is

Mic in hand, he is talking as he approaches the ring.

Well, Jason Epic Joker, two reasons I didn't come out here last time.

One, you seemed to prefer the company of Vander, and I didn't want to interrupt.
Two, I REALLY couldn't understand a word you were saying!

The crowd laughs, guess everyone was a bit put off by Epic's "gangsta hip hop speak" last time

Pryce approaches the ring, climbs the steps and steps between the ropes. Standing in the ring now,

Guess I am gonna end up in a chamber one way or another at the next show.
Dude, you're on...guess we need some tag partners...

Pryce looks at the stage/ramp, expectantly, wondering if someone was gonna show, or if he and Epic were gonna have to go looking...

[epic]

Can't understand me. Sorry about that, was speaking epic. And all you know is Fail. But its all good. You'll learn to love it fool. Now check yourself, for kid I'm going to reck you at the ppv.

[XDX]

Jeff is still looking at the entrance ramp.
Suddenly he starts, rather theatrically, and turns to Epic.

Oh, I'm sorry...are you still here?

The crowd has a good laugh at that.

Epic....Fail....check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Well aren't you just Mr. Cliche?

Clowns I can't stand.
Assclowns I don't mind....don't mind KICKING their ASSES!

The crowd cheers

Seriously, Epic Fail, your voice is shrill and you make my head hurt.
See ya later, buddy, I have some tag partners to find.

With that, Pryce climbs through the ropes and is walking around the ring, towards the ramp.

[Coffin Puppets]

*Pryce is stopped in his tracks as 'Welcome Home' rocks the arena, and out storms Werwulf, something obviously on his mind. He makes a bee line down the ramp, blowing past Jeff and promptly getting himself dead center of ring.

One little signal with his hand, and a mic is tossed his way.*

Werwulf: Clowns, Jokers, Ass Clowns, Ass Packers, Ego Maniacs, Douchebags-Who-Can't-Come-Up-With-A-Unique-Gimmick-So-They-Mooch-Off-Has-Beens-From-Shitty-Promotions...God DAMN where does it stop??!?!

*Wulf glares out at the fans around him.*

Werwulf: Huh? Who knows? Anyone?

*He rubs his chin as he begins to pace.*

Werwulf: Ya know, I just can't decide, between your cry baby bitch of a partner or your total lack of intelligence, which is the bigger joke.

Maybe, just maybe, I'm missing the whole point, which is simple; XDX itself is nothing more then a running joke. At this point, it's up in the air.

However...what I do know, is it is time to start putting whiny little bitches in their place. It's time to put ELF Champions who are too fucking pussy to step up and fight someone cause they know they can't stand toe to toe, in their PLACE. And it damn sure is time to put dick wads like YOU *thrusts his finger toward Pryce* in their places.

And it starts at Metal Mayhem. *turns to Epic.* You need a partner, well I'm fucking here to take the job. And if nobody else has the balls to stand up here, I can damn well guarantee Core will gladly fill that third spot if needed.

[DARKSIDE]

Pryce stands on the stage looking on in disbelief as Epic's team seems to be filling up before his eyes....the odds not in his favor at the moment. As Werwulf finishes his last words, the crowd suddenly begins cheering wildly. The camera cuts back to the stage to show Nightmare, "Doctor" Death and Minion have walked out onto the stage, just behind Pryce.

Nightmare and Death approach Pryce and each place a hand on his shoulder, startling him half to death. Pryce whips around in terror at the sight of his former foes now bearing down on him, but Nightmare raises his mic and explains their reasons for showing up....

Hey, hey....scared little mouse! Calm yourself. The Boogeyman isn't "comin' to getcha"! Not you...at least. No, we're here because this is getting too good to just stand by and watch. WE WANT IN! The "Muppets" want to join Team "Epic Fail", huh? That's just great.

Pryce...any enemy of theirs is a friend of ours! We've been waiting for the chance to get some payback on "Queerwulf" and "Canker Sore"...and to give Jason the "Epic" beating he so richly deserves! Hell, we can't let YOU have all the fun.

Me, "Doc", Minion....the gang's all here, boys! Whoever the boss can fit into this match to team with you.....you just got yourself two of the baddest tag team partners walking this planet.

Pryce....we'll see you at Metal Mayhem! Send Scorpion our regards...[/b]

With that, Nightmare motions for Death and Minion to follow him as he proceeds back from where he came from....

[XDX]

Pryce stares in disbelief.
Suddenly, relief washes over his face.
He turns toward the ring one last time, and smiles at Jason.

With that, Pryce walks to the back, and is gone.

[Coffin Puppets]

*Werwulf stares off at the entry way as Darkside and Jeff disappear into the back.*

Werwulf: Now I know you boys are running off thinking you just pulled the big show on us, and the 'Queerwulf' thing, wow, how original, like I haven't heard that before.

But before you're outta ear shot, tell me this, how is it the Tag Team Title number one contenders, the aka, "two of the baddest tag team partners walking this planet" found themselves on the receiving end of an embarrassing loss not even two weeks ago, courtesy of the TWO FAG MEAT MUPPETS??

Pretty sad, if you ask me, that ELF's personal 'Monsters of Hell' can't even beat a pair of queers. But it's all cool, you boys go back and let your egos swell, cause all this will be is a repeat of the 4-20 show. Only difference is Jeff is steppin in for Scorp, and Epic is filling in for Peace. But I promise, the outcome will be all the same.

*Wulf smirks, not knowing, nor caring, if his words have made it to the back.*