...Matter of fact I was UP ALL NIGHT! (o2a)

[XDX]

The camera fades in, to show Scorpion in a dark blue three piece suit sitting at Dire's desk.
He looks up, and smiles.

Hello, fans of ELF!
For those of you that don't know, after the events of Metal Mayhem Sorrow has stepped down, and I will be acting GM of ELF until the return of Jason Dire.

I don't have many changes in mind, it will still be the same kill or be killed mentality that ELF is famous for.
What I will tell you is this, the ELF roster has been subjected to a lot of punishment these last few weeks.

I know we are all hard core, but even we start to wear down after a while.
So we have the next Havoc coming up, and I have a few matches in mind.
What I would like to do at this time, is invite everyone to this office...well, one at a time please.

Scorpion smiles

Because all of us no doubt have ideas in our heads about how we want things.
Well....I am here to listen.
Sorrow's last actions as GM were to say no title rematches on the next show - other than that it's pretty much open.
You wanna name your match type?
Get your hands on someone?
Just vent for a few minutes?
Well then now's the time.
I am here to listen, and I will do what I can to make it happen.

I do have a few matches in mind, as well, but the rest of the show will depend on what the roster wants.

So please, take a few minutes of my time.
I'll be waiting right here.


The camera pans out, and Scorpion laces his arms behind his head, kicks back, and props his feet up on the desk.

No doubt there would be a knock at the door any minute....

[shiggles]

It didn't take long till Shiggy hopped, skipped & jumped his way into the Interim GM's office with his newly won ELF TV title belt tucked into his crotch only being held in place by his belt


Woo hoo Scorp-a-roo.. Congratulations on the nice new comfy leather chair you are occupying now.. I hope it's new because the stank of the old GM's ass was pretty freakin' strong but I am sure you do know how to wipe your ass after you shit yourself, but hope it's not as frequent as Mr. Poops-alot... aww hell mayne just busting your pomegranates I'm sure as shit you're potty trained MUAHAHA

Shiggy then takes the title belt from his waist line and gets down to bizness

Now onto your boy Pryce-a-roni who's been ducking me like a cat scared of water... Book the match anything stipulation HE wants... Doesn't bother me, when I beat him in his own match with the cards stacked in his favor... He won't be able to cry & bitch he was screwed and will have to come to terms that I am the better man that night!.. What sayeth you of wise one?

[DARKSIDE]

We say...make it a Triple Threat and let us give this "Bozo" a little more "red" in his face paint![/b]

Scorpion sits up as the mysterious voice is heard, and Shiggles turns around to see.....Minion leaning against the doorway to the GM's office....

[epic]

Before more words can be spoken the new Elite Champion trips over Minions boots. He catches himself, then looks at all the in the room. Then he turns to Scorpion, behide the desk. He then moves his title to back over his shoulder.

Well it seems, you did well at the ppv... Wait you weren't in the that match. You are just taking Jeff's deal. Even though your acting GM, doesn't mean I respect you or your clowns. Jeff, Minion, and Nightmare.... You control what type of theme the next ppv is. So keep that in mind, cause there is no GM... So have fun with your power trip.

Epic looks over everyone, before he leaves the office.

[shiggles]

May 6, 2010 17:36:33 GMT -5 DARKSIDE said:

We say...make it a Triple Threat and let us give this "Bozo" a little more "red" in his face paint!

[/b]

Scorpion sits up as the mysterious voice is heard, and Shiggles turns around to see.....Minion leaning against the doorway to the GM's office....[/quote]

Well lookie here, my dear old rival from another mother company!... Our past battles speak for themselves indeed but if you wish to be injected into this party tonight..Fine by me no objections here but it comes down to the gonads of the man in the blue suit thou

[XDX]

Scorpion is still looking out the door where Epic has just left.

Does ANYONE have any idea what the fuck that little stoner just said??

Scorp looks a bit bewildered.

Okay, obviously there is gonna be some confusion, so I guess I will roll the footage at the start of the next Havoc. That will show where Sorrow made that deal.

As for the rest of you, thanks for coming out to the office.
That was one hell of a show you guys put on!

Shiggles, I will start with you.
If you wanna beat Pryce at his own game, and you want me to pick the match that suits him, that would be a ladder or TLC match. So that's what I would pick.
And Minion, for helping out Pryce in the Chamber match, I am sure he would have no problems sharing the ring with you, as well.

So, there you have it, but I won't hold you to that Shiggy.
You are the champ, therefore you have the right to pick the match type.
Go with mine, or pick a new one.

Scorpion looks again to the doorway, and shakes his head.

A shame Epic left so soon, cause that Elite title is gonna be defended as well, and I already know 2 of the competitors!

Scorpion laughs as someone else speaks

[shiggles]

My dear GM Scorp-a-roo, I may be a title holder but I will not use that to gain a disadvantage No siree... Like I said any challenger who wants to dance with the clown on a pale moon night in the ring can make it their way like Burger King.... You want me you can have me your way!

Shiggy sees the look on Scorpion's face and it is's one of disgust...

You silly perv, it was not meant in a sexual manner... I was clearly letting the contenders who will be coming for me to bring their best stipulations & their A games because I will expose their faulty ways when I beat them all and have my hand raised in the end.. So in closing a 3 way dance atop of some ladders is fine by me..

[XDX]

Ok Shiggles, Burger King it is....have it your way.

Thats a Triple Threat Ladder match for the TV Title.
One match down.

The Elite title needs to be defended, according to Sorrow, in a 4 way Elimination match.
Well the only way I know of to do that is in a Battle Royal.
I think over the tope rope will do just fine.
So.......

Scorpion ponders this a moment.

Ok, I think I have it.
Pending grudge matches and whatnot, I think I have the card.

Thanks for stopping by, guys.

[die]

As everyone clears out the group known as legendary makes there way in. Loki is in the front of the pack. He walks Through the open door. He is followed by Horus and Ares. He stands infront of the desk, with Ares on his right and Horus on his left.
Loki: Well it seems the ppv shown you good favor. Not so much to Legendary, for me and Ares were left off the card. We are here to see that doesn't happen again. We were flat out disrespected by that stain Sorrow. So we came here to see what you planed on doing to be in our favor. Or to atleast not be on our bad side.

Ares: Now this isn't some kind of threat. We know you and Darkside are tight. We have no problem with you or your buddy Jeff. We only want to fight and show how evolution looks. I mean we got the look, we need the matches to prove the greatness.

Horus looks over to Ares with a blare, even though he is masked.
Horus: What that man means is what is the plan for Legendary. I need some one to hurt. I was in that Elite title match from the start only to have that rested ass Epic, do a cheap pin to become champ. This does not sit well with the gods. What is your plan for fixing that little fuck?

[die]

Before they can say anything. Loki motions for them to leave. He waits til they do and Loki turns to Scorpion all alone.

Loki: Now that they have left what is the plan for me. What would you like for me to do. I know ways to hurt people

[XDX]

As Scorpion is about to answer, his attention is drawn to the monitor on Dire's wall.
It shows Jason Epic making an ass of himself in the ring.
Scorpion watches, listens, then shakes his head.
He turns to Loki.

I am so sorry, Loki, but this will have to wait.
It seems I am being beckoned to the ring.
Please excuse me.

Scorpion stands, and starts to leave...then stops.
Turning, he faces Loki.

If you don't mind, Loki, would you meet me out there?
I am going to go ahead and make the announcement of the match card,
and you may want to be there for it.

That being said, Scorpion leaves the office, and makes his way to the arena.