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Post by Matt Vander on May 12, 2010 14:12:08 GMT -5
I'm Alive blasts over the PA and out walks the NEW Elite World Champion Matt Vander. He walks to the right carrying the belt on his shoulder. Look at this shit! I done won me a title!  I out lasted 3 other chumpstains to win this belt. Now I talked with the GM, and he wants me to defend it next week at Havoc. I tried to get out of it, but it was a no go. I came out here to issue a little open challenge. I want someone NEW to challenge me to what ever match I choose. So who's up for it??? |
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Post by shiggles on May 12, 2010 19:39:44 GMT -5
And out comes the Clown Prince of Crazy himself walks out to Nox Arcana's Hallway of Mirrors
Do my ears deceive me, did you just say anyone can step up for that beautiful shiny gold belt around your waist... I know what your gonna say... "Why should the clown who lost just mere nights ago be in such a match of this caliber.... And I promptly answer because I can, chaos reigns supreme as we have no GM as he is exercising his BMO option to the Nurse with the big jugs while in hospital bed...
The crowd roars in laughter as Shiggy says this....
But bottom line is Pryce-a-roni got a cheap win but one on one he can't get job done...But what's funny is I have dethroned the "God" of Elf why not another self proclaimed Icon as well.. Are you down with that, what sayeth you?
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Post by Matt Vander on May 14, 2010 12:53:02 GMT -5
Who gives you the right to face me for my title? You just LOST your match at Metal Mayhem. At least I WON mine. That make you a loser and me a winner. Look at you. Your a wannabe washed up clown who can't wrestle. Here's the deal toolshed. If you can beat me this week, I will give you a title shot and I will even let you pick the match type! So what do you say to that Clowny?? Matt lowers the mic....
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Post by shiggles on May 14, 2010 14:27:18 GMT -5
Shiggy walks over to the corner and props himself atop the turnbuckle and lays across it like he's on vacation and just lounging about..
Short term memory is such a bitch, so lemme see if I can turn on your brain again like a switch..So let's be kind and rewind to your opening promo where you said you wanted a NEW challenge to step up and guess what here I am... So Mr. Simple Minded one that's my RIGHT as a challenger to come out and accept your invitation to your dance party
Shiggy plays with his ever so colorful goatee at this point..
But it is understandable how you would forget that part as you seem to be worried about where I am placing my tools...Don't worry sexay this Clown doesn't like the brown in your town up their where the sun don't shine cause it reeks of of something nasty indeed..
Shiggy steps down from his comfy turnbuckle loft and approaches Vander..
As for your little incentive for our match when it goes down, I accept your offer...See ya soon my dear Vander..
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I out lasted 3 other chumpstains to win this belt. Now I talked with the GM, and he wants me to defend it next week at Havoc. I tried to get out of it, but it was a no go. I came out here to issue a little open challenge. I want someone NEW to challenge me to what ever match I choose. So who's up for it???