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Post by shiggles on May 21, 2010 13:39:16 GMT -5
Shiggy enters the arena with a bigger then usual grin on his face as Nox Arcana's Hallway of Mirrors fills the quiet arena air...
Well lookie what we have here...The so called chump of crazy so dubiety dubbed by none other then the slander man himself Matt Vander but the chumpion of chumps himself in a non title matchup to prove to one and all he is nothing more then a flash in the pan that was handed a title without earning it..
Shiggy poses for the crowd and gives them what they want a rub of the infamous goatee before he continues speaking
Now since you all know that match wasn't just a match it also granted me 2 things one was a title shot and 2nd in a match of my choosing...Now the question remains do I stack the deck against Mr. Vander and take his title with ease like a poor child's lollipop? Do I do something even crazier than that?
Shiggy throws his hand up to his ear and does the old school Hogan lean..
Based on the crowds reactions to my last question, I think they are ready to find out what crazy idea I have up my sleeve... But I await your arrival Mr. Vander to see if you wanna hear this as well.. Cause I'd really hate to repeat myself but with your mental capacity to understand things, everything needs to be said twice to you...So come on down to the clown's town!
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Post by Matt Vander on May 21, 2010 14:49:23 GMT -5
Matt Vander comes out mic in hand. Ok Shittles, I'm here. What's this crazy idea you have? It doesn't matter what kind of match it is. I will beat you no matter what. You got lucky, kicking me in the nuts in the corner. (This is how you won, btw  ) You cheated to win ass face. This will not stand. So come on Shittles, whats your pick? |
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Post by shiggles on May 21, 2010 16:53:29 GMT -5
Shiggy is trying to contain his laughter as Vander is trying to one up the clown prince of funny names himself and is failing miserably
Please oh please try not to humiliate yourself any more with your lame attempts at funny name calling... Oh how original Shittles is.. Really Really.. Couldn't do any better..
Shiggy throws his arms out and shrugs as this is the best the ELF Elite Champ can do..
As for my little idea about our match...I am still waiting on a dear old buddy of mine to show up as he is a big factor in thus said match and will weigh heavily in one of my decisions..
The crowd can be heard gasping in shock all at once at what was just said by Shiggy
I will let you in on one secret thou I am going to wave my match decision stipulation I won by beating you and hand this back to you...You see I can beat you in any match of yours and when I do, like I said before you cannot bitch about me having the unfair advantage to begin with... I do hope this soothes your nerves for now?
(Shiggy now waits for a Vander reply and/or the appearance of our mystery man)
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Post by Matt Vander on May 23, 2010 3:25:14 GMT -5
Sweet Molly McGee! Who is this Mr. X asshole? Why do you have to bring his punk ass in this? How fucking hard is it to tell what a simple match type without bringing in someone else? Are you a shit head? Wait don't answer that. We all know you are. So who ever this Mr. X jackass is bring him out!!
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Post by shiggles on May 23, 2010 7:42:54 GMT -5
Shiggy opens his palm real wide and gives himself one helluva facepalm that you can see the indentation on his forehead just how bad he hit himself
Oh my dear Slander Bander over there...Did you not hear me when I said I revoke my match picking rights and handed them back too you?.. I am alleviating some of the crying and bitching you will do after I take that shiny belt off you waist soon, You see I do not need to stack any decks in my favor dear Vander...I am the Joker...the wildcard you can say... Any match I can play in, thus is why I am giving it back to you so you can have every cornered covered and make yourself think you are going to successfully retain with your mindset being "HE WILL NEVER BEAT ME IN THIS MATCH EVAR!!!"... But alas dear child I will pull off the proverbial upset of the century just like Mr. S-S-S-Studio not too long ago and have my hand raised in valor after the dust from that battle settles
Shiggy paces back and forth abit more making Vander step back a foot in caution..
As for Mr. X.. There is no Mr. X , he was just a wee lil' bluff to see if I could blow your top and guess what, according to the newly soiled spot on your pants there it worked.. Your mettle just like your in ring experience is weak my dear boy.. Guess being handed these wonderful things and when the time comes to prove your worth.. well your worth is less then a penny...
Shiggy plays with the goatee of sillyness once again ...
So since I have to r-r-r-repeat myself.. I shall ask you! Oh wonderful champ...What match do you want?... And make it a good one for my fans kay...BANGERANG!.
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Post by Matt Vander on May 23, 2010 15:13:49 GMT -5
You fuckin' bitch! That asshole was fake! Your a human vacumn cleaner. Managing to suck and blow at the same time! Hahahahaha. So I get to pick the match? Perfect! I haven't had a major match since I got here. So here's the deal, we are gonna have a........3 Stages of Hell match. I pick a match and you pick a match and the GM will pick a match if needed. I pick Fall's Count Anywhere. Now what's your pick fuck monkey?
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Post by shiggles on May 23, 2010 16:13:54 GMT -5
Shiggy places his hand over his mouth in shock from the vulgarities just spewed from Mr. Potty Mouth
Hmmm I shouldn't let you in on this but umm I have to after hearing that I am...as you put it a fuck monkey...Guess that nite I spent with your mommy makes her a monkey fucker hmmmm.. As for the vacuum cleaner statement, you were half right I was sucking the same thing you were when you were crying for milk but I provided the cream when mommie dearest was doing the blowing.. OH THAT'S GOTTA HURT
Shiggy does his infamous shiggy wiggy wiggle on that note
Hmm but as for Mr. X, I never said he wasn't real I just said there was no one by that name..MUAHAH.. I agree to your little matchup idea.. For our second fall it will conclude in a Steel Cage match.. And just by happenstance we go the full three rounds.. Well I have a little surprise this ain't no bluff... My ace in the hole wasn't the man by the name of X... He's the other half of the greatest tag team ever and good buds with the 'REAL" GM at the moment... LADIES & GENTLEMEN Please give a round of applause to Jeff Pryce!
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Post by XDX on May 23, 2010 16:23:59 GMT -5
Jeff makes his way out, mic in hand.
Hello, fans of ELF!
Yes, its true, seems Mr. Shiggles here is a mind reader...
Pryce looks at Shiggles and visibly shudders, moves away from him a little.
(ahem)
Anyways, there was an official document signed before Scorp was injured, and while he was still acting GM.
Didn't make much sense at the time, but I guess now it does.
Pryce produces a document from his back pocket, and makes a show of opening it and reading it, then re-addresses the crowd.
This signed and notarized document states that should Shiggles be involved in any kind of match for a championship, and should it be 3 stages of hell, and should it come down to the 3rd stage,
Well, yes, spooky stuff indeed, cause it seems our little friend here has walked you into his plan all along, Vander.
...and just to skip the legal mumbo jumbo and let you know what that will be...
If this 3 stages of hell goes to sudden death, and a third match, then GM Scorpion has picked an Inferno match for the third stage.
Vander, I will leave a copy of this in your locker room and a copy with the Dires.
That is all...have a good night, gentlemen.
With this, Jeff Pryce turns and makes his exit from the arena.
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) You cheated to win ass face. This will not stand. So come on Shittles, whats your pick?
