Elite Nature(everyone)

[Jason Dire]

The camera cuts into Dires office with, Jason behide the desk and Cadaver in the corner. His son sitting in a chair on the other side.

It seems things here are out of wacke. Everyone is fighting everyone. Everyone is gaining and losing championships. That said after Revisted all rematches for the titles once held by any of the losers, will not get a rematch. That way we can freshen up as well as straighten out who is the number one continder. This will be done in a ranking system. I set up matches for the ranking matches. This way the fans will see matches they will pay to see.

Dire's son gets up and grabs a few papers. He hands them to his father.
Thank you, son. I have hired new wrestlers, on a week to week baces. Also, Sorrow, and my son will be wrestling here. That is all

[XDX]

There is a knock on the door as soon as this announcement has been made, and Jeff Pryce enters the office.

Hey Dire.
SO glad to have you back.
I have an update on Scorpion's condition, I am afraid its not good.
But he IS recovering, and that is the important thing.
Anyway, I hope you are able to restore some order.

Jeff rubs his chin, then produces a legal pad he was carrying.

Not that I think Scorp did a bad job, just the numbers game caught up to him.
Well, anyways, as you know Darkside and I won the right to pick the next ppv theme.
Not being much for this sort of thing, DS has left it to me.
So as you know, I came up with the name Revisited, and the purpose of this is to grant title rematches to all the people who were denied them by Sorrow's regime.

Here is what I have, please hear me out...

As you know, Shiggles answered a challenge by Vander for the Elite title.
Now I know that belt has been passed around like a 3 dollar whore lately, but I really don't see where he should lose that shot, as he has also won a match against the champ for the right to pick the match type.
So, intially I had the pay per view match as a Triple Threat...but should Shiggles win it will just mean he has to defend his title in a fatal four way.
Right now it is Death, Epic, and Vander, if Shiggles wins throw his name in, as well.
I would say that match is set.

Jeff pauses for breath, looks expectantly at the Dires, who urge him to continue so he does.

As for the TV Title, Genesis held it for so long, but lost to Shiggles, who promptly lost it to, well, me!
So I would say a Triple Threat is in order here, giving both Shiggles and Gen their rematch.

The tag match is a bit easier, Black and Young held them for a long time, but were dethroned by Darkside and then denied a rematch.
So that will be a straight up Darkside vs Marcus Black and Sean Young.

Now on to the Mayhem title...

Here Pryce looks puzzled...

For all intents and purposes, it should be Death in a rematch against Peace.
However, we had this "Mr. X" show up and steal the belt, and rather related or unrelated Warren Peace has flown the coop, I stopped by his locker room and it was cleaned out.
So, I don't know...maybe declare the title vacant and pit Death against this Unknown guy?

And then the only thing left is your new title, and I believe you have already made that match set.

Then I guess just a few filler and opening matches, and this thing is done.

Jeff Pryce walks to Dire's desk and lays the legal pad on it.

All of this is subject to your approval, of course, but between Scorp being the GM at the time, and me with the task of picking the ppv theme, this is what we came up with.
I hope it helps clear up the title pictures...

As Pryce finishes, someone speaks up in response...

[shiggles]

Shiggy enters with a shirt that reads "We want Scorp back" on the front and on the back it reads "Coz real men have stingers".. While carrying an 80's style boombox with Billy Joel's " We didn't start the fire" pumping thru the speakers


Whadda awesome song for this moment don't cha' think...Pretty funny as you're saying you didn't start and fires but you sure as poopoo setting the sparks there Mr. Tiresome, sorry Dire... It's funny I beat two self proclaimed icons in less then two months, I dare say that's a record that needs to be noticed..

Shiggy throws up his legs on the cardboard looking material passing as a desk..

Gotta be careful there almost broke ur desk and home at same time *SNICKERS*... But onto the big picture even bigger the Mona Lisa herself... I find it hilarious I scare your roster so much that Bumpy McMuffin Vander had to polish ur door knobs as a backup plan and when I beat him I am stuck in a 4 way of fatality as well as a 3 way shindig with Phil Collins & Pryce-a-Roni...


Shiggy reaches into his pants pocket and decides not to take out what he was gonna take out

We'll save that little surprise for later... But I don't want you to think I am now scared of these obstacles.. OHHH NOOO SIREE I thrive on them... But just assured if there's any shenanigans from here on out...*pats his back pocket*, good old trusty here has my back as well as Mr. Scorpy himself

[Jason Dire]

Jason looks over at the clown, then speaks.
Ok here the deal, Shiggles you got a match for the title at Havoc. Though you have not picked the match. If you win, you will be in two title matches, at Revisted. Now, on to what Jeff said. Yes, that is how I see. Death will also have two matches. You see, this Unknown masked man will face him for the title, or he will be arrested. Simply put fight for the title or go to jail. Now onto the new title. Havoc will have matches to set up the title match at Revisted. In the running for that title will be named later in the ring.

[XDX]

Jeff Pryce looks over at Shiggles, and shudders.
He looks back at Dire, and smiles.

Sounds good.
Thanks for accepting the proposal.
If you need any other advisement, well, Scorp is a phone call away.
He is at Chicago Memorial Hospital.

Pryce turns to leave, then takes a closer look at Shiggy's shirt.
He chuckles as he walks out the door...

[shiggles]

Shiggy seems pleased but still weary about these announcements

That's a good little puppy, you are easy to train...But I can see you're not housebroken coz that piddly pool of pee wasn't there before hee hee ha ho ha ha

As Shiggy rises up outta his chair he is seen changing the cassette tape in his boombox.. was this what he was going for earlier when he was motioning to his pocket was it a bluff on Shiggy's part.. As the song kicks in Shiggy starts to dance and sing along..

"I can dream bout you...I will be holding both those belts one night...I can dream about you..You know how to hold my pants up just right.."

And out goes the ever zany one...