Post by Coffin Puppets on Aug 29, 2010 19:35:06 GMT -5
*The camera fades in on Manticore standing backstage with the man who came to his aid at the last ELF broadcast. Standing with them is one of ELF's rookie interviewers.*
RI: Core, just days ago we saw you about to be attacked by this monstrosity of man, until this new comer rescued you.
Jayden Malicious: I wouldn't say rescued. I merely provided the distraction Core needed to make sure he would still be able to compete.
Manticore: You see, this guy isn't new to the scene, and he sure isn't new to hazards of being around the Puppets. You're looking at Jayden Malicious, a true Puppet, through and through.
RI: So what you're saying iiIIIIIEEE...
*The interviewer is suddenly yanked off screen and heard slumping to the ground. The monstrosity he just referred to lumbers on screen in his place, mic in hand.*
Monn 'Joogra: Weel, weel, weel mahn. Yah din't be tinkin yah be see'n ole Monn agin, did jah? As ya can see boyah, Monn be loozin dah wate an pootin on dah mussah.
*Monn reaches out and taps Jayden on the chest forcefully. Jayden starts to jump toward him, but Core puts his arm around him and holds him back.*
Monn 'Joogra: Ya got luckeh dah uddah nite, Jahdun, buh nex' time we beh meet'n, yah nah gonnah be sah luckeh.
*Monn 'Joogra tosses down the mic and lumbers off as Core continues to hold Jayden back, and the scene fades to a commercial.*
RI: Core, just days ago we saw you about to be attacked by this monstrosity of man, until this new comer rescued you.
Jayden Malicious: I wouldn't say rescued. I merely provided the distraction Core needed to make sure he would still be able to compete.
Manticore: You see, this guy isn't new to the scene, and he sure isn't new to hazards of being around the Puppets. You're looking at Jayden Malicious, a true Puppet, through and through.
RI: So what you're saying iiIIIIIEEE...
*The interviewer is suddenly yanked off screen and heard slumping to the ground. The monstrosity he just referred to lumbers on screen in his place, mic in hand.*
Monn 'Joogra: Weel, weel, weel mahn. Yah din't be tinkin yah be see'n ole Monn agin, did jah? As ya can see boyah, Monn be loozin dah wate an pootin on dah mussah.
*Monn reaches out and taps Jayden on the chest forcefully. Jayden starts to jump toward him, but Core puts his arm around him and holds him back.*
Monn 'Joogra: Ya got luckeh dah uddah nite, Jahdun, buh nex' time we beh meet'n, yah nah gonnah be sah luckeh.
*Monn 'Joogra tosses down the mic and lumbers off as Core continues to hold Jayden back, and the scene fades to a commercial.*