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Post by Matt Vander on Apr 11, 2010 11:07:40 GMT -5
I'm Alive blasts out over the PA and the crowd erupts in a sea of boos. Out steps Matt Vander, just coming off losing both of his debut matches. He climbs in the ring and asks for a mic. Well, I lost both of my matches, but I have learned something...I need some fucking n00bs to beat up on.  So if anybody wants to step up and try me, I say BRING IT ON!!! Matt lowers the mic and waits for a response...... |
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Post by Matt Vander on Apr 12, 2010 12:47:41 GMT -5
Matt looks at Shiggles, and bursts out laughing. HAHAHA!!!!! You look like a carnival Reject. You think you can beat me? I would love to see you try! How about me and you in a First Blood match? You should at least have a chance then. Matt lowers the mic, and waits for a reply....
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Post by Warren Peace on Apr 12, 2010 12:49:07 GMT -5
No sooner has Matt Vander spoken than the opening chords of Avenged Sevenfold's 'Bat Country' sounds out the arena as Warren Peace joins Shiggy on stage.
WP: I am always at a loss when people act like this. When machines go funny you just oil them or prod them or, if nothing else works, hit them with a hammer. Wrestlers don't respond well to this treatment.
A chorus of laughs can be heard from the audience, some of the crowd probably think taking a hammer to these guys would be a great idea.
WP: Let's make things interesting. I perceive a possibility of an immediate chronological sequence of events which includes a violence. Let's make this a three way dance!
There are plenty of cheers from the crowd at this prospect as Warren stands awaiting a response.
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Post by XDX on Apr 12, 2010 13:05:00 GMT -5
Well, if we're going to do THAT...
Jeff Pryce has come through the crowd, yet again...unnoticed by all the competitors, and stands near the announce tables with a mic.
In an effort to improve ratings, and our overall skill level, Scorpion and I are running the gauntlet...for those of you that didn't know.
Pryce pauses a moment, and strokes his facial hair.
This sounds like a party, and I want in.
So let's make this a fatal four way,
or a tag match,
or....hell, I don't care!
Count me in.
Pryce waits for a response to see how the others will handle HIS interruption.
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Post by Matt Vander on Apr 12, 2010 13:45:57 GMT -5
If you want a Fatal 4-way, then your all gonna get it. Pryce, better watch your ass though. I'm gonna fuck you up good. And with that, Matt Vander drops the mic, rolls out of the ring and disappears behind the curtain. END for Matt.
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Post by epic on Apr 12, 2010 13:47:36 GMT -5
"save yourself" by Stabbing Westward plays, out walks another man not know to the company,well yet that is. His hair all fried out simular to the clown. His height being shorter then any in or around the ring. He walks out with a evil looking jester on his shirt. He is all smiles as he draws a mic from his left hand. he brings this to his lips.
what an interesting site I see. The man with the biggest mouth is trying and I do mean trying to be Angles rip off. Talkin like being a buff tool means he's master of the world. Well, nice try Vander is it? But you fail. Next their is Shiggy, what ever that means, a happy clown. Happy clowns? And that's all the time I have for him. Then red there with the dreads, nice, with a play on words for a name. Dude you don't look like a War or A peace, so let's seen a FAIL your way.
He walks closer to the ring. His smallish eyes get smaller.
Then there is the one rockin the long tights. Dude, doesn't that hurt the balls? No matter, your buff nature will still end up "tapping for mana". So don't think you'll win this game of 5 we play. But in the end we get to my point. Why don't we make this a elimation deal, that way maybe boss man can let the winner in the chambers? What you dudes think?
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Post by XDX on Apr 12, 2010 14:54:11 GMT -5
Pryce looks at the newcomer.
Look what we have here...
Actually, I'm not sure what we have here.
Just who are you?
Another ELF newcomer thats long on balls and short on brains?
The crowd chuckles at this...
All the same, looks like we have a party.
Glad I came out here, this is gonna be a GREAT match.
I just have one question...
I already HAVE a qualifying match for the Chamber.
So what happens when I beat Scorp, AND all of you?
Do I get TWO spots in the Elite Chamber?
Guys, I'm good, but I don't think even I can pull that off.
Pryce laughs to himself as someone takes this opportunity to try and make order of this mess....
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Post by Jason Dire on Apr 12, 2010 17:03:32 GMT -5
As if he was waiting for someone to as for him, "New Day" plays and out walks Jason Dire with Cadaver at his side. He motions for Cadaver to move the joker type from his area. Which he moves. Now Jason Dire clears his throat, and brings a mic to his mouth.
I have to say I'm almost glad this is happening, though I was going to save it for the show. But anyway, on the Havoc on April 20th there will be a last chance rumble, for the final spot in the elite chambers. The person who wins that will be the first person in the match. Also this match that seems to just keep getting bigger will be for a spot. Jeff, if you win this match and beat Scropion, then you will be in a interesting position. You will, be able to give one of your spots to another warrior in this company. And if you do you pick to be second in the match or the other person who is gifted the spot will. But if you lose both matches. You will not be in the Elite Chambers. So I'd make sure you win a spot. Now that's all out of the way. We need one more person to come down here to get in this match. Also this match will open Havoc. Good luck to all.
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Post by Jason Dire on Apr 12, 2010 18:25:26 GMT -5
After about 10 minutes jasoon Dire brings the mic back to his mouth.
Well I am a busy man. Since no one has come out my guy , Cadaver will be the last person in that match. If he wins I will pick who I think should be in the match. That is all, you guys better get ready for your matches.
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So if anybody wants to step up and try me, I say BRING IT ON!!! Matt lowers the mic and waits for a response......
